Call of Doodie
The Browser Shooter That Doesn't Take Itself Seriously (And Neither Should You)
Call of Doodie is a free browser shooter for people who think modern shooters could use a lot more toilet humor and a lot less testosterone.
Look, you've played the serious ones. The ones with ranked ladders and teammates who type in all caps and somehow make fragging feel like a second job.
This isn't that.
Call of Doodie is a humor-first multiplayer parody shooter that runs right in your browser — no install, no launcher, no 47GB patch before you can play. Just you, a few friends (or strangers who also find this funny), and a game that is deeply, earnestly committed to the bit.
We built it because every lobby deserves at least one person who's laughing. We figured we'd make the whole game that person.
It's live right now. Playable today. Completely free.
Drop your email and we'll send you straight in — plus a heads-up when we add new maps, modes, and whatever cursed content update we cook up next. No spam. Just dumb fun delivered with some dignity.
See you on the battlefield. Or, you know. Whatever we're calling it.